Nothing is worse than a really hot chick with bad breath or foot funk. I can remember a tall lanky gal with dark hair and pale skin. She used to work the day shifts (for a reason). Her b.o. trailed behind her as she tried to strut through the room. Dancer co-workers, wait staff, and customers alike would complain. She did make some money in spite of the complaints. There must be some guys out there who dig that. *shrugs* I’m not sure what ever happened to her. She must have not gotten that issue under control as she didn’t seem to last long.
If you or someone you know has this problem and thinks they can be a stripper without taking action, you are sadly mistaken. It will hurt your money so bad that you’d be better off flippin’ burgers! Do some research on Botox and what it may do for you. Good luck to you!
Along the same lines, what happens when your 24 hour deodorant gives out on you 4 hours into your shift? It’s not so bad as the example above but you are definitely starting to pit out! If you don’t carry spare deodorant in your bag, you can spray your armpits with body spray or perfume. I prefer perfume as it lasts longer. A tiny hint of body odor is not necessarily a bad thing.
Note: Pheromones are natural chemical scents the body produces in order to attract others. Pheromones are well documented in the animal kingdom as the force that controls all social behavior, including mating. Scientists are now finding that human behavior is also heavily influenced by these invisible social magnets.
Foot funk is a topic nobody likes to talk about. Simply spraying your feet with unscented aerosol deodorant will cure stinky feet!
Breath is another major issue! I chew minty gum constantly! I used to eat Altoids till I had one too many mishaps. The last was at the beginning of my stage set and I bend forward slightly to say hello to a gent sitting at my rack. Instead of saying ‘hi’, the mint flew out of my mouth and stuck to his shirt! At first he thought I had lost a tooth! How embarrassing! Bring whatever works for you, be it mouth wash, mints, or spray. And by the way, people, you’d think that in this day and age with the ready supply of bar napkins that folks wouldn’t put their gum underneath tables, bars or counters. You know who you are, so knock it off already! Sheesh.
The same goes for you guys. I know that minty gum can ruin a good beer, but every so often, eat a mint just to give us a break. Also, try to remember that drinks with milk or cream in them have nasty effects a couple of hours later. Makes me wince just thinking about it. Eww.
Hope that helps!