Mar
24
Falling Strippers, Oh My!
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So tonight, I witnessed a train wreck on stage. I have never in all my years dancing ever see someone fall so…complete. Usually there is an occasional stumble. Acceptable considering the stilts we strap onto our feet and call shoes. And sometimes there is an actual fall where you step on something as benign as a piece of ice on the floor.
But this girl…oh man.
I was sitting with a gent in between stages 2 and 3. Stage 3 happened to be in the background while I was chatting. I see this itty bitty girl with great big 8 inch heels standing on the rack, when suddenly her shoe rolls out from under her. She lands on her thigh/butt on the rail, bounces into a chair, and tumbles onto her ass on the floor. As I jumped out of my chair, hiding my smile, I could almost hear the little birdies flying in a circle above her head! She sat there on the floor stunned in wonderment. I tried to help her up but, being embarrassed, she refused. She got back on the stage, took her other shoe off and ‘danced’ the rest of the set. @_@
I went back to the table and my guy asked what had happened. “Gravity kicked her ass!”, I replied this time not hiding my smile and a chuckle.
Moral of the story?
Being sexy while drunk is impossible and gaining height via stripper shoes should be obtained by gradual progression.
Way to keep up the stereotype girlfriend!

Dec
5
Make a Great First Impression! An Article by Jessica Simmonds from HowToStripper – Part 2
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- You may be having a bad day and come off as grumpy even if you don’t mean to.
- You may be feeling tired and come across as dull and lacking in energy.
- You may be drunk and come across as loud, obnoxious, or tawdry.
- You may be nervous and come across as stiff and artificial.
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Dec
5
Make a Great First Impression! An Article by Jessica Simmonds from HowToStripper – Part 1
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What Do Men Look For, Anyway?
- Smooth skin. No modern woman has an excuse for not having a thorough skincare regime that includes a facial cleanser, toner, day moisturizer/sunblock, night moisturizer, and eye cream. The right foundation is essential for that flawless complexion.
- White teeth. white teeth not only make you feel younger, but they also encourage you to smile more to show them off! There are plenty of over-the-counter whitening products available, but remember that such products should never replace regular dental checkups and cleanings. One quick trick to make your teeth appear even whiter? Wear bright lipstick! The contrast makes your teeth appear to gleam.
- Shiny hair. . Avoid washing your hair every day and shampoo over the top of conditioner if your hair is particularly brittle. Darker hair often appears healthier than lighter hair, so if your locks are damaged, you may want to try going a shade darker.
- Sparkling eyes. When we’re tired, one of the first places it shows up is in our eyes. Use eyedrops if necessary. Make sure that you get adequate rest, as there’s a good reason we call it “beauty sleep”!
>>Continue to Part 2 of Make a Great First Impression!


