Apparently not all Wordpress themes come with working rss feeds. I did not know this until last night. I had to go searching codex (a database for everything Wordpress) for a tiny single line snippet of code.

*smacks forehead with hand*

ANYWAY, it’s now up and you all can enjoy getting updated without constantly checking back.

Just a thought – I may be the hottest nerd stripper ever! LoL

~Perelandra

Over the years we have had many interesting and often humorous encounters with both men and women. We hope you find them as entertaining as we did.

The purpose of this blog is to educate, provoke thought, and provide a window into this erotic world.

For Dancers -you’ll find make-up, costume, hair, and money making tips as well as how to’s on conduct, club politics and more.

For Patrons – you’ll find tips for club etiquette, how to make the best impression on a dancer, and more.

The informative articles herein are composed and/or edited by Perelandra. Yes, this is my actual stage name.

A striptease or exotic dance is a form of erotic entertainment, usually a dance, in which the performer, known as a “stripper”, gradually undresses, in a teasing and sexually suggestive manner, to music.

The art has been around for thousands of years.

Salome asking for the head of John the Baptist after her Dance of the Seven Veils.

Self-esteem and self-confidence are inter-connected. The key is to create an upward spiral to building both. When stripping off your clothes for money, grooming cannot be stressed enough. Taking care of yourself is a great way to feel confident and sexy. When you feel sexy, other people will think your sexy too!

• It is worth all the money you’ll pay to get your hair professionally done. If you don’t have a favorite stylist, ask some of the girls at work (whose hair looks fabulous) where they go. They will be glad to give you a referral.
• If you don’t know how to give yourself a pedicure, then go to a spa and get one! Watch how they do it and go to Walgreen’s, buy all the necessary tools to do it yourself. Avoid glow-in-the-dark polish. It looks childish.
• If you don’t know how to give yourself a manicure, see above. Otherwise get artificial nails done. Not too long and not too short. Slightly past your fingers is preferred and looks classiest. Also, a French manicure either with white or color is best.
• Go tanning! You don’t have to change your ethnicity, just get a little color. It will hide some (not all) flaws and your improves your skin texture. Use a spray tan if you don’t have to exfoliate for shaving or wear boots. Scrubbing and sweating will leave you two-toned and looking ghetto. Avoid tanning lotions for the same reason and application difficulty.
• Get your makeup done by a professional at least once who can show how they are applying the cosmetics. MAC will usually do this for free. Buy something from them as a thank you, then go home and practice their techniques. After a few times of applying and washing, you’ll get the hang of it. There are also all kinds of tips, tricks, and how-to videos online for free. If your unsure if you need a makeover, ask a trusted friend and be prepared to hear some constructive criticism. You can also ask a friend who has good makeup skills already for some advise. Note: Don’t get your advise from a clown! I don’t care if she’s your best friend!
• If your new to stripping/dancing and need to lose some sedentary weight quickly, >>Learn To Lose Your Fat Forever – Completely Online! everLoss – It Fits You Good! The Diet Of The Decade Is Here<<
• If you’ve been stripping/dancing a while and some trouble areas of your body aren’t responding and going away, get yourself into a gym program or hire a personal trainer. Stick with what you learn and your money will improve with your shape. Stop drinking alcohol at work is a great place to start.
• Don’t have time for the gym? Work out at home. Don’t get into being lazy at home. There are exercises you can do conveniently without going to the gym. See ‘This Strippers Workout Guide’ Create a workout and calorie calendar. X out the days you decide to exercise and stick with it. This can be a great way to stay motivated.
• Limit how much cheese, fried foods, fast food meals, and other junk you intake. Every time you indulge in frivolous meals you push your weight loss goals further out. This is a lifestyle and changes must be made to maximize your income potential.
• On the day you work stay away from foods that create gas in the gut. It should be a ‘no brainer’ but there are strippers out there that obviously need to hear it. You know who you are!
• To shave or not to shave? Industry standard is to shave completely. Why? Maybe because more of the ‘area’ is revealed. *shrugs* I prefer trimmed. I often get compliments about ‘leaving some leaves on the tree’. =)
• If you are self-conscience about your body (such as small breasts or butt, stretch marks, scars, etc), the worst thing you can do is dwell on it. NEVER, NEVER, EVER talk about it with customers. Even the ones you think you know are no exception. It just makes you look that much more unattractive! Don’t do it.
• Always exercise your manners. It actually helps to build your confidence. Remember what yo mama taught you! If you need to eat, chew with your mouth closed, if you feel a burp coming up, turn your head and say ‘excuse me’, cover your mouth when you cough, and don’t slurp your beverage. You get the idea.
• Limit your cussing. It makes you appear unintelligent and ignorant. There are dictionaries out there designed to expand your vocabulary. Try learning a new word every day and using it 5 times in a sentence throughout the night.
• Buy a couple of gowns that are expensive ($80-$100). Its well worth the investment. If you feel fabulous, you will be more appealing to the gentlemen who want class. Below are a few gowns I think are great. Click on them if you like them too!

Here’s to your health & wealth!

~Perelandra